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Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to you out of sheer desperation, as I cannot access the juicy goodness contained within my Capri Sun pouch. I have lost my straw, and your 'helpful' instructions suggest that if you have misplaced my straw then you should use scissors and snip off the corner. Have you been putting drugs in the company water cooler or something, as this is the only explanation as to why someone would put such a stupid alternative suggestion on the back of the pouch. You have made a foolish and incorrect assumption that I would carry a pair of scissors around the workplace with me, and I am most aggrieved at your lack of thought into the instructions on your Capri Sun pouches. I would like you to suggest an alternative means of opening the pouch, as I am suffering slightly from dehydration. Around me at the moment I have a vial of correction fluid, a keyboard, a mouse, half of a Bushwhacker sticker, an umbrella and a 28 stone man sitting opposite me. If you can suggest a way I can utilize these the aforementioned to open the pouch then I may overlook your recklessly incompetent instructions on the back of your Capri Sun pouches. At the minute, I do not agree with the text that is displayed on the back of the pouch. 'Fruit has never been so much fun'. Thanks, Daniel Sillence, |